Your kitchen sponge may seem all cute and innocent but the truth is, it’s dirtier than a sailor’s mouth and it’s a stage 5 clinger. Here’s some cold hard truth about that sponge you brought home to meet Mama.

Let’s talk about stuff. Literally stuff. All the stuff that’s stuffed down our throats, the stuff we buy without thinking, the stuff we buy to make ourselves feel better and the stuff we buy and then feel guilty for. Let’s talk about stuff baby. Let’s talk about you and me.